Nov 4 2005
Kevin Federline Rapping All Over The Internet
Kevin Federline should keep his day job -- assuming he has one.
A song from Britney Spears' hubby's upcoming album has been leaked on the Net, and critics are tearing it apart.
"Y'all Ain't Ready," the first single from K-Fed's upcoming hip-hop album, The Truth (due out next year), was posted on producer Disco D's website.
The song's lyrics include: "Back then they called me K-Fed/ But you can call me Daddy instead /Go ahead and say whatcha wanna/ I'm gonna sell about 2 mil, oh, then I'm a goner/ I know you all wish you was in my position/ Cause I keep gettin' in situations that you wish you was in, cousin/ Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue/ Getting anxious? Go take a peep/ I'm starrin' in your magazines now every day and week/ But maybe baby you can wait and see/ Until then all these Pavarottis followin' me."
The New York Post says "Kanye West he's not. He's not even Vanilla Ice."
The New York Daily News is even harsher, noting the "crude beats" and claiming Kevin mistakenly says 'Pavarottis' instead of 'paparazzi.'
"To be fair," the Daily News adds, "'paparazzi' is a very difficult word to pronounce if you're an unemployed backup dancer from Fresno."
Click here to listen to K-Fed (the funniest song ever!)