Wasilla gays ask Levi Johnston out on a date
In response to Levi Johnston’s statement to Joy Behar that he’s “never seen a gay guy in Wasilla,” the town’s gays have extended an invite to the self-proclaimed gay icon.
The members of the gay community of Wasilla have written an open letter to Johnston, which reads:
Perhaps you don’t think you’ve seen us because you don’t know what we look like: We look like Alaskans. Really.
Did you expect us to shop at the Wasilla Fred Meyer looking like Adam Lambert at the AMA’s? Did you expect us to kiss in line at Home Depot? We have strong survival instincts and know better than to look, act, or talk queeny in a town like this. You might not know we’re gay, but I’m sure you’ve seen us.
We live here and shop here and work here. We even have a Mat-Su LGBT Community Center in Palmer and hosted Wasilla’s first drag show fundraiser at the Best Western on Lake Lucille. We have all kinds of jobs, including work you probably don’t think of as gay. We raise children and run dogs, gather round the bonfire, barbeque in the summer and shoot off fireworks in the winter. Some of us go to church, but not the anti-gay churches. We keep a low profile because of people like this Wasilla pastor who says we’re the anti-christ… and the people who like Sarah.
We do appreciate the way you keep reminding everyone that she’s a liar. She tried to use you, to control you, but you stood up for yourself and forged a different path. Good for you. Hopefully, the rest of the country will see through her lies and choose a different path as well.
If you ever want to meet the local gays, come join us for drag queening down at the … well, we’d better meet in Anchorage at Mad Myrna’s, we don’t want any trouble from the local yahoos. You’re not a gay icon in Alaska, but you’re sure to get a warm welcome at Myrna’s.
Kisses,
Your gay Wasilla homeboys
December 11th, 2009 at 10:06 am
That is hysterical…. If he would give them a chance, those boys in Wasilla could change Levi’s life …for the better!!
December 11th, 2009 at 11:00 am
I think he’s in DENIAL. I would bet my moose cock he hangs out with them ALL THE TIME!!
December 11th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Moose cock !?
I gotta get me one of those…
December 11th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
hey, levi, the gays in alaska look just like “you”
nothing more, nothing less… that’s why you don’t think you have met them…
December 11th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
I’ve never been to Alaska, but i love every acre of it and the people no matter what their sexual preference.i would love to have some friend’s there that i could possibly visit someday during their warm season and do some sightseeing. As for Levi he is a handsome young man with a odd oppurtunist attitude. By the way i’m Gay also !
December 11th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
the letter is so sweet!
December 11th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Sigh. I love Levi even more. He really enjoys the attention he gets from gays. He may not be the smartest boy, but I could tell he has a very good heart. Kisses to you Levi!
December 11th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
He knows the gays will buy his s—….I still wanna see his junk, even though it may not be huge bet it’s cute. C’mon Levi show us your privates!!
December 13th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
So…they don’t have mirrors in Alaska??
February 8th, 2010 at 4:12 am
Give the guy a break. It’s not easy to be 19 and try to forged your own way, earn some money so he can provide for his kid. On top of that, there’s a witch who tries her best to put him down at every chance she gets. Let’s support the underdog this time. How about that?
February 9th, 2010 at 11:37 pm
I don’t give a ratsass what his politics are, I’d do him. He’s a HUNK and easy to fantasize walking around the locker room showing off his fine ass.